.001 [Audio -> Video] | Action for anyone in New Bark

[usedsuperpower]

_{[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]}

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

<sub>[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]

[. . .]

[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]</sub>

Stupid human technology...

<sub>[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]

[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]</sub>

Hrngh!

_{[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]}

That! _{[Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]}
What is it? Why it follow me?

_{[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']}

Is this Earth?

_{[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]}

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[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[HOLY JESUSFUCK BACON ON AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH mother of god.]

[There's a cracking, rattling sound, and that is the sound of Heather throwing her PokeGear across the room. It lands face-down against the floor so Stitch will get a nice close-up view of carpet fibers. Meanwhile, on Heather's end, all she can hear is Stitch's various angry jabberings muffled against the rug. But she gets the general idea.]</sub>

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[A few moments of despairing and rage-wailing pass before Stitch realize that SHIT something's happening on this! He hasitly picks the 'Gear up and... wait, what? He squints at the camera in an attempt to make out what the heck this is]}

Your fur is dirty.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[After a second or two, Heather iiiinches towards the 'Gear and picks it up again-- thereby replacing the rug fibers with a shot of ol' freckle-face here.]}

Do you always scream at everything or was this just a special case?

_{[She sounds a little curious, but mostly irritated.]}

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ W-what the hell. ]

That is your Pokémon and this is Sparta.

[ video ]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_[Growling.]

When did it become mine? I didn't ask for it

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Whether you asked for it or not, it still doesn't change.

[video]

[trouble-angel.livejournal.com]

[The feed comes up on Misha, who, while she didn't drop the gear, is kind of blown away from the initial volume, staring at it with a vacant expression. She hears the question "is this Earth" after her ears reset, though, and perks up. Ooh, she can answer that one!]

Hiya! This is da human world, su! And, um, they call it Earth, too!

...I think.

Ooh, your Pokemon is sooooo cute, su! I think it likes you, teeheehee!

[She's just as airheaded as the Hoppip, it seems, but at least she can talk.]

[video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[At first Stitch just... stares. A long stare. The Hoppip floats by in the background.]}

Pokemon...?

[video]

[trouble-angel.livejournal.com]

Ummm, I dunno, su! That's just what they're cally-called, heehee. Everybody else says so, su.

Oooooh, are ya not from "Earth"?

video!

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[asdfghjkl she nearly dropped her Pokegear, but managed to have a firm grip on it instead.]

M-Mister? You're not in your home world anymore...

video!

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

[Cue double facepalm.]

[Wait. Hold it. Judging by the smile on his face, it looks like he just realized something.]

Is this like... another universe?

video!

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

I guess so! It's like another world where everything is different, but I heard that some other people knew about it as a... "video game". [Not that she knew what in the world was a video game, but... Perhaps this guy would know! Yeah.]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

This is not Earth. I am most certain it is Hell, although some people will try to tell you differently.

I think you have a Hoppip, though, although it's face is a bit... odd.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Stitch has a hard time coming to a conclusion. Some say this is Earth, some say it isn't, and now this guy says it's hell. Whatever that is. He decides not to comment on it.]}

What do you mean I have? Is it mine?

[of-france.livejournal.com]

The Hoppip is your starter pokemon, meant to be a friend and protector. It's your companion on your journey through Hell.

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[no1canbreakyou.livejournal.com]

[Watches him and narrows his eyes. What is he doing?]

It seems to be Earth, though with an island I've never heard of.

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[When the word island is mentioned it immediately becomes relevant to Stitch's interests]}

Island? What's this island?

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[no1canbreakyou.livejournal.com]

Its name is Johto. [ Gestures to Stitch. ] Check your bag for a map. It should be useful.

[video]

[tapestodiane]

_{[...wow. Anger issues, much? Cooper is ... not very sure what he thinks about this.]}

I'd call this an alternate version of Earth, considering the similarities there are. That creature following you is most likely your assigned partner.

_{[Actually, there's a rather long pause here as he regards the strange-looking human. Something about him is very unsettling.]}

I'd advise you to calm down. Such anger generally only leads to destructive behaviour which is not good for the well-being of yourself or others, nor the state of your soul.

_{[Oh Coop how right you are]}

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[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Stitch is created to destroy. He is bascically a permanent The Hulk in a small and intelligent packing.]}

So this is somekind of weird shit-planet that just looks like Earth?

_{[The underlying anger in his voice, it's immense. He scoffs at the man's last statement but doesn't comment on it.]}

Re: [video]

[tapestodiane]

It has it differences, but I suppose you could say that. I wouldn't call it a "shit-planet", though, as you so eloquently put it. It's really rather beautiful in its own extraordinary way.

_{[COOPER HOLDS LOVE FOR THIS PLACE. He keeps frowning at Stitch since he obviously doesn't. And obviously has anger issues.]}

[Video]

[usedrocksmash.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[Blink, Blink.]

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Blink. And then a growl]}

What?

[violenceandmilk.livejournal.com]

Apparently it's yours now.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

Great. I own a retarded pink blob.