[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]
RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!
JUMBA!
JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?
ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!
YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!
[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]
[. . .]
[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]
Stupid human technology...
[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]
[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]
Hrngh!
[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]
That! [Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]
What is it? Why it follow me?
[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']
Is this Earth?
[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]
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