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[usedsuperpower]

_{[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]}

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

<sub>[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]

[. . .]

[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]</sub>

Stupid human technology...

<sub>[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]

[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]</sub>

Hrngh!

_{[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]}

That! _{[Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]}
What is it? Why it follow me?

_{[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']}

Is this Earth?

_{[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]}

Comments

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Stitch's somewhat broken English has her boggling for a second, but she gets the general idea.]}

Don't like humans, huh.

_{[SORRY LOL BUT YOU TOTES ARE ONE NOW.]}

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[He grimaces]}

I don't like anyone.

_{[He isn't aware of that yet ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT SUDDENLY HE IS TALL]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Equal-opportunity discrimination. I guess that's fair. Probably won't get you far, though. 'Specially not here.

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

Really? Why wouldn't it?

_{[He squints at her in an attempt to look threatening, as if he is daring her to answer]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Sorry, Stitch! She's seen much scarier than your (admittedly freaky) all-black eyes.]}

This world ain't much fun when you're by yourself.

More power to you, though. Lemme know how that goes.

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[What, why would someone else's company make this place better? Stitch does not compute.]}

I am not all alone.

_{[The frustration in his voice is impossible to miss. And as if on cue, the Hoppip floats by in the background.]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Derppip was clearly the best company you could possibly ask for.]

[Heather raised a brow.]</sub>

.... Well.

Besides that thing.

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Derppip keeps floating about looking like awesome-smiley. Just.. more braindead.]}

I'd rather be alone than with useless Thing.

_{[Aaw, come on Stitch, you really don't mean that]}