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usedsuperpower) wrote2010-11-08 01:22 am
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.001 [Audio -> Video] | Action for anyone in New Bark
[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]
RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!
JUMBA!
JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?
ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!
YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!
[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]
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[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]
Stupid human technology...
[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]
[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]
Hrngh!
[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]
That! [Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]
What is it? Why it follow me?
[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']
Is this Earth?
[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]
RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!
JUMBA!
JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?
ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!
YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!
[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]
[. . .]
[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]
Stupid human technology...
[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]
[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]
Hrngh!
[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]
That! [Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]
What is it? Why it follow me?
[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']
Is this Earth?
[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]
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[There's a cracking, rattling sound, and that is the sound of Heather throwing her PokeGear across the room. It lands face-down against the floor so Stitch will get a nice close-up view of carpet fibers. Meanwhile, on Heather's end, all she can hear is Stitch's various angry jabberings muffled against the rug. But she gets the general idea.]
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Your fur is dirty.
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Do you always scream at everything or was this just a special case?
[She sounds a little curious, but mostly irritated.]
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That is your Pokémon and this is Sparta.
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When did it become mine? I didn't ask for it
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Hiya! This is da human world, su! And, um, they call it Earth, too!
...I think.
Ooh, your Pokemon is sooooo cute, su! I think it likes you, teeheehee!
[She's just as airheaded as the Hoppip, it seems, but at least she can talk.]
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Pokemon...?
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Oooooh, are ya not from "Earth"?
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M-Mister? You're not in your home world anymore...
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[Wait. Hold it. Judging by the smile on his face, it looks like he just realized something.]
Is this like... another universe?
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This is not Earth. I am most certain it is Hell, although some people will try to tell you differently.
I think you have a Hoppip, though, although it's face is a bit... odd.
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What do you mean I have? Is it mine?
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The Hoppip is your starter pokemon, meant to be a friend and protector. It's your companion on your journey through Hell.
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It seems to be Earth, though with an island I've never heard of.
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Island? What's this island?
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I'd call this an alternate version of Earth, considering the similarities there are. That creature following you is most likely your assigned partner.
[Actually, there's a rather long pause here as he regards the strange-looking human. Something about him is very unsettling.]
I'd advise you to calm down. Such anger generally only leads to destructive behaviour which is not good for the well-being of yourself or others, nor the state of your soul.
[Oh Coop how right you are]
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So this is somekind of weird shit-planet that just looks like Earth?
[The underlying anger in his voice, it's immense. He scoffs at the man's last statement but doesn't comment on it.]
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[COOPER HOLDS LOVE FOR THIS PLACE. He keeps frowning at Stitch since he obviously doesn't. And obviously has anger issues.]
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[Blink, Blink.]
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What?
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