usedsuperpower: (headtilt)
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[Video/Action for Ecruteak]


Aloha! Stitch is in Ecruteak! Small town, but nice!

[He turns the gear to give everyone a glaring view of the sun.]

Haai~! [The view goes down again to show a fluffy Arcanine joyously rolling in the grass, tongue hanging out.]

Stitch evolved Ronald with stone that I won! Fairly! At paintball game in Goldenrod. Stitch loves shooting.

Any place Stitch could get a gun? To keep around, like... at all times? Anyone know?
usedsuperpower: (SMsmile)
[Stitch is digging in his ear and he's started up the feed clearly to show you that and that only. Although it's not in a fuck-there's-something-in-my-ear kind of way but more of a what-is-this-goddamn-ringing-arghaghar way. Attentive people might notice how the palms of his hands look... red and flushed.]

[He keeps doing this as he grins and holds up a


shiny new badge, his first in fact.]


Stitch's gonna go to Ecruteak now. [And with that, end feed.]


ooc: Badge is mod-approved /o/
usedsuperpower: (mocking applause)
"Citizens of Johto!"

[Huh? What's this? Sounds like a recording of the latest Police annoucement]

"We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but [wwvzzzbl] don't approach them [wwwwwvvvzzzbl] If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!

Stitch Ameljones: 2 [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljone- [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljones: 20 ...


[and it fades out-]

AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[A pause.. is it over? ..An inhalation]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Another pause, this one longer than the last one but filled with breathless wheezing and sniggering]

Not Stitch's name! Not Stitch's name!

[and then it abruptly cuts off]
usedsuperpower: (evilsmile)
[5000P for a Dusk Stone huh?]

[That's friggin robbery.]

[Which is why Stitch decided to just steal the thing instead.]

[He's.. not a master thief, but he's sure he can figure something out. He walks a few rounds through the Department Store, pretending to be interested in a number of things as well as pretending he's got money. He picks up a Potion as he passes, which he's actually gonna buy. You know, as a cover up so it won't seem suspicious that he exits with nothing.]

[He walks down the lane with evolutionary items again and there the purple stone slipped down into his pocket.]
usedsuperpower: (Grrr)
[The feed comes on with a flicker of static and a crrrnk, as is the norm when Pokémon unfamilliar with 'Gears decides to try their hand at them. Today you can see Stitch sitting on the ground in some dingy back alley, with his bag between the dirt and his butt, filmed at a low angle.]

[There is some shuffling and wobbling of the view when the cameramon, presumably Thing, waddles closer.]

[Thing has grown worried about Trainer. Trainer seems troubled somehow. He doesn't let Thing or her friends out very often, and when he does, they're always in some dirty empty smelly cramped street.]

[Thing waddles yet another few inches closer.]

[Surprise + disdain + RARGHBL are the expression that crosses Stitch's face as he notices her, and the next moment the screen goes black.]
usedsuperpower: (mightbeinterest)
[Stitch is in a tent in Ilex forest, snuggled up in his sleeping bag. Don't ask how he got the tent. Despite the clouds of vapor steaming from his mouth, he appears to be rather comfortable]

Network! Question for you.

Where you from?

Stitch want exact location. Quadrant, section, area and planet name. No vague answers!
usedsuperpower: (Default)
[Network! Have a sound similar to this, only much louder and faster, blasted right into your ear!]

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK


[Is that.. laughter? Listen closely and you migt hear laughter through the godforsaken screeching.]

SHREEEeeeeuwik?

[Oh thank god it stopped]

Good, good. Shut up now. [A short snicker follows the muffled voice, and that's all before the feed ends.]
usedsuperpower: (baawsad)
He is still almost-forcibly kept at the Pokémon Center, recovering from that goddamn penumonia, but the nurses kindly let Stitch go outside today! ...only if he promised to wear a scarf and a thick jacket and come back to the Center if he was feeling ill.

Yeah, no, not really. He actually just kinda walked out on his own, but they did tell him all that. Not that he listened. Still stubborn and arrogant, but now convinced he isn't indestructible, he did put on more clothes before he went out.

He's been sitting outside for quite some time now, observing this 'christmas'-phenomena. Watching all the people go by. Being happy. Giving and recieving gifts.

Smiling.

Laughing.

....

Guess who's alone on Christmas day.

That's right.

Stitch is.

And just now he realizes how lonely he is.


[ooc: Quick and rushed christmas post because I won't be home/have access to a computer the next couple of days orz
Stitch is sad, who dares to try to cheer him up?]
usedsuperpower: (Grrr)
Yeah, alright it was a little cold, but so what? It wasn't something new, really. He had been cold before, you know, it wasn't exactly warm back there in space, but this... this was a different kind of cold. There was something about it that made it different from the ever-present, never-changing cold of space. That cold hadn't been uncomfortable, it had just... been there. This cold was painful. It stung and grated at his face, the wind blew right through his clothes and his skin and into his very bones. He shuddered at the violent, icy blast of wind, but trudged relentlessly through the thick snow.

tl;drprose under cut )


ooc: yeaaaahh first tl;dr for me I don't even... Anyway! Anyone in Violet who for some reason is outside at this ungoldy hour might run into this

usedsuperpower: (watisthisidonteven)
[Click.]

[Click.]

[Click.]


[THUNK THUNK]



[THRUNK!]



-eez, finally! Stupid old clunky Thing! -No, not you, toobaga! This!


[FRRZZZZKHSHSKSHKSTAAATIC]


Hrrrgggghhhrrrrr..... this world's technology sucks.


[Click.]
[HELLO JOHTO FINALLY THE VIDEO STARTS UP GEEZ took him long enough]



THERE! GUYS. Look.




She just... turn into this. Just like that. All on her own.


Sudden metamorphosis like this not natural.

....

Is normal here?
usedsuperpower: (watisthisidonteven)
This. Crystalline water ice. Steam condensed into ice crystals that grow as fall through cold air.

That's what this is.

Right?
usedsuperpower: (hmm)
[When the feed clicks on it gives you a nice, low angle view of a wooden talbe cluttered with all kinds of kitchen utensils, and the 'Gear seems to be placed right in the middle of it all.
There are empty but food-stained plates all over the table, some haphazardly strewn cutlery is glimmering in the light and there are a couple of as-of-now empty glasses.]

[Really, this could be mistaken for an accidential feed.]

[It's just... that it isn't.]

It's Stitch, and he has discovered the wonders of catering. During the last twenty minutes he has been chowing down on all kinds of food and drinking coffee LIKE A BOSS and for some reason he feels the need to show this to you guys.]

[The feed shuffles and crackles a little as he picks it up, and before the view turns to Stitch you can see a massive mountain of plates that's wobbling ominously.]


Guuuys. This is awesome.

[He stuffs a piece of cake larger than his face into his mouth, swallows it, then expels an unpleasant burp. Thing is perched on the back of his chair, munching on a tiny cookie and having considerably better manners than Stitch despite being as smart as a matchbox.]

Oh yeah, was gonna ask ye som'thing

[He chews absentmindedly on a toothpick]

Everyone have sleep for three days. [Yes, he's been watching the 'Gear and have seen how some people have woken up in some other city and heard about how almost everyone have had weird dreams and all that jazz]

Three days.

Seriously? Has thing like this happened before?
usedsuperpower: (Default)
[Here viewer, have an immense closeup on some orange fabric. And by the sound of the unintelligible muttering, some of you might realize that it's Stitch!]

Just.. hold it. Like so. Good.

[For you who haven't met Stitch before, you now get a nice fullbody view of him as he backs away from the 'Gear. Still blue-haired, all-black eyed and still human. It seems.]

[Now, everyone with a weak stomach are adviced to look away, as an extra pair of arms makes their way out of Stitch's waist with a HORRIBLE splurching noise.]

[Stitch gives the camera a smug glare before he grabs the trunk of a conveniently placed fir, TEARS IT UP, ROOTS AND ALL and then SMASHES IT INTO THE HOUSE NEXT TO HIM GLASS BRICKS AND DUST FLYING EVERYWHERE HOLYSHIT!]

[Seems like someone got his superstrength back]

(OOC: Yes this is rushed OTL also Action for anyone in Violet!)
usedsuperpower: (Default)
[The feed cuts in focused on Thing the Hoppip who is gliding around looking derpy, like she's been doing all the time the past couple of weeks. A Sentret is fruitlessly jumping for her, flailing about with its tail and puny arms, trying to strike Thing. It's not going very well]

[The view flips around, coming to rest on the blue haired, all-black eyed artificial being with anger management-issues we all know we love. For once, he isn't screaming into the 'Gear how lovel- OHGODWHATISTHIS?!]

[Oh, Stitch smiled. A MONSTROUS not very friendly-looking SHARK-TOOTHED smile.]


I trained stupid Thing. Look.

[He aims the camera at Thing again, who is still floating along out of the Sentret's reach.]

DO THAT PURPLE STUFF!

[Lo and behold, the Derppip reacts and a thick purple cloud of spores exudes from the leaves on Thing's head, slowly descending onto the Sentret.]

See. She listen to me. And isn't useless anymore.
Look now.

[The view shifts and shuffles as he walks closer to the Sentret, then zooms in on it.]

[The quite one-sided battle goes on, with the camera focused on the Sentret all the while.]

[First, it just looks tired... Then its movements go sluggish. And after a few agonizing minutes, it collapses on the ground.]
usedsuperpower: (watisthisidonteven)
[Who is holding the 'Gear? It can't be Stitch cause he is walking. (He seems to have grown accustomed to his new long legs by the way) Oh, it must be his Derppip. And now Stitch is giving the camera a death glare.]

Stop that.

[When the Hoppip doesn't stop and just keeps recording its trainers grumpy face, Stitch mutters on.]

You shouldn't be able to carry that. You just stay afloat on the air due to the air currents, and that thing is too heavy to be lifted by the wind. Holding it should make you drop to the ground.

[He stares at Thing, expecting it to do exactly that. Since he just informed the Hoppip of it's limitations, it ought to realize it and then suddenly crash down.]

[When it doesn't, Stitch sighs.]


Yeah, keep defying this planet's physics, do that...

[They keep going, and the view floats pleasantly around showing either Stitch or the surroundings. By the looks of it, they're in Cherrygrove! Fantastic.]


HAAAAAAARGHGR!



[The sudden outburst's lack of warning makes the 'Gear-holder wobble, and the view shakes uncontrollably untill it finally falls down, reaching the ground with a violent THUMP and some lines of static.]

[Something green obscures the view, and the 'Gear has a hard time focusing on it. It's too close dammit!]


Oh shit, what... what the... shit- what is... fuck!

[It's Stitch's voice... and he sounds truly horrified.]

[The blurry greenness that covered the screen moves away. Seems like it was one of Thing's leaves, or whatever those things on its head are. Said Hoppip woobles its way over to Stitch, the usual smile replaced with an O: -face of surprise. In fact, of you squint it might even look little worried.]

[For all of you in Cherrygrove who can see Stitch, he is staring at his own reflection in the PokéMart window.]
usedsuperpower: (Grrr)
[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]

[. . .]

[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]


Stupid human technology...

[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]

[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]

Hrngh!

[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]

That! [Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]
What is it? Why it follow me?

[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']

Is this Earth?

[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]

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