.008 [audio -> video]
Dec. 13th, 2010 11:25 pm[Click.]
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[THUNK THUNK]
[THRUNK!]
-eez, finally! Stupid old clunky Thing! -No, not you, toobaga! This!
[FRRZZZZKHSHSKSHKSTAAATIC]
Hrrrgggghhhrrrrr..... this world's technology sucks.
[Click.]
[HELLO JOHTO FINALLY THE VIDEO STARTS UP GEEZ took him long enough]
THERE! GUYS. Look.

She just... turn into this. Just like that. All on her own.
Sudden metamorphosis like this not natural.
....
Is normal here?
[Click.]
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[THUNK THUNK]
[THRUNK!]
-eez, finally! Stupid old clunky Thing! -No, not you, toobaga! This!
[FRRZZZZKHSHSKSHKSTAAATIC]
Hrrrgggghhhrrrrr..... this world's technology sucks.
[Click.]
[HELLO JOHTO FINALLY THE VIDEO STARTS UP GEEZ took him long enough]
THERE! GUYS. Look.

She just... turn into this. Just like that. All on her own.
Sudden metamorphosis like this not natural.
....
Is normal here?
.006 [Video]
Dec. 2nd, 2010 09:52 pm[When the feed clicks on it gives you a nice, low angle view of a wooden talbe cluttered with all kinds of kitchen utensils, and the 'Gear seems to be placed right in the middle of it all.
There are empty but food-stained plates all over the table, some haphazardly strewn cutlery is glimmering in the light and there are a couple of as-of-now empty glasses.]
[Really, this could be mistaken for an accidential feed.]
[It's just... that it isn't.]
It's Stitch, and he has discovered the wonders of catering. During the last twenty minutes he has been chowing down on all kinds of food and drinking coffee LIKE A BOSS and for some reason he feels the need to show this to you guys.]
[The feed shuffles and crackles a little as he picks it up, and before the view turns to Stitch you can see a massive mountain of plates that's wobbling ominously.]
Guuuys. This is awesome.
[He stuffs a piece of cake larger than his face into his mouth, swallows it, then expels an unpleasant burp. Thing is perched on the back of his chair, munching on a tiny cookie and having considerably better manners than Stitch despite being as smart as a matchbox.]
Oh yeah, was gonna ask ye som'thing
[He chews absentmindedly on a toothpick]
Everyone have sleep for three days. [Yes, he's been watching the 'Gear and have seen how some people have woken up in some other city and heard about how almost everyone have had weird dreams and all that jazz]
Three days.
Seriously? Has thing like this happened before?
There are empty but food-stained plates all over the table, some haphazardly strewn cutlery is glimmering in the light and there are a couple of as-of-now empty glasses.]
[Really, this could be mistaken for an accidential feed.]
[It's just... that it isn't.]
It's Stitch, and he has discovered the wonders of catering. During the last twenty minutes he has been chowing down on all kinds of food and drinking coffee LIKE A BOSS and for some reason he feels the need to show this to you guys.]
[The feed shuffles and crackles a little as he picks it up, and before the view turns to Stitch you can see a massive mountain of plates that's wobbling ominously.]
Guuuys. This is awesome.
[He stuffs a piece of cake larger than his face into his mouth, swallows it, then expels an unpleasant burp. Thing is perched on the back of his chair, munching on a tiny cookie and having considerably better manners than Stitch despite being as smart as a matchbox.]
Oh yeah, was gonna ask ye som'thing
[He chews absentmindedly on a toothpick]
Everyone have sleep for three days. [Yes, he's been watching the 'Gear and have seen how some people have woken up in some other city and heard about how almost everyone have had weird dreams and all that jazz]
Three days.
Seriously? Has thing like this happened before?
[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]
RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!
JUMBA!
JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?
ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!
YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!
[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]
[. . .]
[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]
Stupid human technology...
[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]
[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]
Hrngh!
[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]
That! [Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]
What is it? Why it follow me?
[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']
Is this Earth?
[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]
RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!
JUMBA!
JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?
ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!
YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!
[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]
[. . .]
[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]
Stupid human technology...
[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]
[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]
Hrngh!
[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]
That! [Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]
What is it? Why it follow me?
[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']
Is this Earth?
[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]