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_{[Here's Stitch, standing proud before the gear which is being held my an as-of-yet anonymous cameramon, dutifully recording the whole thing for all of the world to see.]}

Metal can't fly fast, but I fixed that.

_{[He steps aside and out of view to reveal Metal, his Skarmory, and the modification he has done to her - She has two large, wonky pieces of metalwork attached to her. When the view zoom it becomes clear that it's a pair of jet engines welded to her sides, right below her wings. They're thrown together by all kinds of metal scrap and other stuff, most of it things that are not used when building proper jet engines. Needless to say, it looks very uncomfortable, not to mention dangerous if he'd try to turn them on.]

[Despite that Skarmory faces aren't very expressive (being made of metal and all), Metal clearly looks more than a little distressed.]

[He proceeds to sit down on her, and they ascend to the air, the cameramon following their path. When they're 10-or-something feet above the ground, Stitch grabs the butt of both the engines and twist something that looks like an ignition. The motors roar and splutter and make a lot of noise, slowly starting to vibrate more and more and more...]

[Just when Stitch starts to look a little worried there's a loud BANG, an explosion of smoke and the feed cuts out.]}

_{[Have you ever wanted to see the beautiful scenery between Magohany and Blackthorne, but never had the funds or energy to actually go there yourself? Well, here's your chance, cause today, Thing the Jumpluff has once again stolen the 'gear to broadcast the astounding scenery and weather as Stitch travels.]

[The view pans down, sinking to eye level with said trainer and also revealing that for some reason he's decided to let all of his pokémon out to travel with him. That makes it one Seviper, Mismagius, Arcanine, the Jumpluff and also a Metagross that Stitch is currently perched on top of.]

[He's glaring right into the camera not at all impressed.]

[And that's when something zoom across, Thing clumsily turning the camera to catch up with this new thing!]

[It's a porygon! A very curious porygon by the looks of it, judging by the way it flits about, stops a few moments to watch something from all angles, and then continues to the next thing.]

[But as the inquisitive porygon hovers to Stitch to investigate his face, he LUNGES at the litte Pokémon, falling off the Metagross and dragging the Prygon down with him.]

[The wind is strong enough to push Thing away, and she drops the 'gear, leaving you viewers with an almost first-porygon-view of Stitch. He's holding the little Porygon in his claws, firmly pressing it against the ground. His expression that of barely held back fury, as those who have meet know isn't a particular uncommon look for him.]}

Shoulda crushed your egg... _{[Then he sharply turn to look at the 'gear before promptly turning it off.]}

_{[If you are located in Ecruteak, you might notice the minature town beside the pond in Ecruteak.]

[Yep.]

[The tallest building stands at four feet. It's built out of snow, rocks, sticks and all other sorts of things, like cans, bottles and other garbage. But mostly snow. If you are from earth you might notice the impressive snow scultpture is a bit remeniscent of San Fransisco.]

[So, Stitch built a city, and covered his newly evovled Metagross in snow as well. While he was sitting on it.]

[The Gear is sitting on a rock at the other end of the Snow Fransisco, giving a perfect view of what's happening. Now...]}

RAAAARGGHR!

_{[Stitch holds his arms high, fingers bent in a claw-like manner. As he yells, the Metagross stirs and rises up from the snow.]}

RAARGH! Kata baka-dooka! _{[The Metagross lumbers forwards, trampling the nearest building.]}

AHAHAHAHAHAAA! Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee!

_{[The senseless destruction continues until the entire snow city is reduced to would-be smoking ruins, and the feed ends with Stitch standing tall on his Metagross, laughing maniacally.]}

_{[The feed comes on with a flicker of static and a crrrnk, as is the norm when Pokémon unfamilliar with 'Gears decides to try their hand at them. Today you can see Stitch sitting on the ground in some dingy back alley, with his bag between the dirt and his butt, filmed at a low angle.]

[There is some shuffling and wobbling of the view when the cameramon, presumably Thing, waddles closer.]

[Thing has grown worried about Trainer. Trainer seems troubled somehow. He doesn't let Thing or her friends out very often, and when he does, they're always in some dirty empty smelly cramped street.]

[Thing waddles yet another few inches closer.]

[Surprise + disdain + RARGHBL are the expression that crosses Stitch's face as he notices her, and the next moment the screen goes black.]}

_{[The feed cuts in focused on Thing the Hoppip who is gliding around looking derpy, like she's been doing all the time the past couple of weeks. A Sentret is fruitlessly jumping for her, flailing about with its tail and puny arms, trying to strike Thing. It's not going very well]

[The view flips around, coming to rest on the blue haired, all-black eyed artificial being with anger management-issues we all know we love. For once, he isn't screaming into the 'Gear how lovel- OHGODWHATISTHIS?!]

[Oh, Stitch smiled. A MONSTROUS not very friendly-looking SHARK-TOOTHED smile.]}

I trained stupid Thing. Look.

_{[He aims the camera at Thing again, who is still floating along out of the Sentret's reach.]}

DO THAT PURPLE STUFF!

_{[Lo and behold, the Derppip reacts and a thick purple cloud of spores exudes from the leaves on Thing's head, slowly descending onto the Sentret.]}

See. She listen to me. And isn't useless anymore.
Look now.

_{[The view shifts and shuffles as he walks closer to the Sentret, then zooms in on it.]

[The quite one-sided battle goes on, with the camera focused on the Sentret all the while.]

[First, it just looks tired... Then its movements go sluggish. And after a few agonizing minutes, it collapses on the ground.]}

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