usedsuperpower: (frustration in abundance)
Auurghr...

[There's a very tired blue-haired teen lying the wrong way across a bed in what seems to be one of the inn's in who-knows-what town. He's making a series of noises which can easily be described as exasperated, frustrated, annoyed and/or tired.]

Bleeeh.. Arghr.

Humans suuuck.

You suck suck suuck. Weak and pathetic and useless and weak. Blishnak!

[He rolls over and stares into the camera, his deep black-eyes tired and sunken.]

Aka-boocha, Johto... How you humans stand it? Yourselves. Weak and fragile [And to demonstrate, he limply waves his arms around] Can't do anything with effort.
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[If you are located in Ecruteak, you might notice the minature town beside the pond in Ecruteak.]

[Yep.]

[The tallest building stands at four feet. It's built out of snow, rocks, sticks and all other sorts of things, like cans, bottles and other garbage. But mostly snow. If you are from earth you might notice the impressive snow scultpture is a bit remeniscent of San Fransisco.]

[So, Stitch built a city, and covered his newly evovled Metagross in snow as well. While he was sitting on it.]

[The Gear is sitting on a rock at the other end of the Snow Fransisco, giving a perfect view of what's happening. Now...]


RAAAARGGHR!

[Stitch holds his arms high, fingers bent in a claw-like manner. As he yells, the Metagross stirs and rises up from the snow.]

RAARGH! Kata baka-dooka! [The Metagross lumbers forwards, trampling the nearest building.]

AHAHAHAHAHAAA! Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee!

[The senseless destruction continues until the entire snow city is reduced to would-be smoking ruins, and the feed ends with Stitch standing tall on his Metagross, laughing maniacally.]
usedsuperpower: (mocking applause)
"Citizens of Johto!"

[Huh? What's this? Sounds like a recording of the latest Police annoucement]

"We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but [wwvzzzbl] don't approach them [wwwwwvvvzzzbl] If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!

Stitch Ameljones: 2 [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljone- [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljones: 20 ...


[and it fades out-]

AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[A pause.. is it over? ..An inhalation]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Another pause, this one longer than the last one but filled with breathless wheezing and sniggering]

Not Stitch's name! Not Stitch's name!

[and then it abruptly cuts off]
usedsuperpower: (evilsmile)
[5000P for a Dusk Stone huh?]

[That's friggin robbery.]

[Which is why Stitch decided to just steal the thing instead.]

[He's.. not a master thief, but he's sure he can figure something out. He walks a few rounds through the Department Store, pretending to be interested in a number of things as well as pretending he's got money. He picks up a Potion as he passes, which he's actually gonna buy. You know, as a cover up so it won't seem suspicious that he exits with nothing.]

[He walks down the lane with evolutionary items again and there the purple stone slipped down into his pocket.]
usedsuperpower: (Default)
[Network! Have a sound similar to this, only much louder and faster, blasted right into your ear!]

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK

SHREEEEK


[Is that.. laughter? Listen closely and you migt hear laughter through the godforsaken screeching.]

SHREEEeeeeuwik?

[Oh thank god it stopped]

Good, good. Shut up now. [A short snicker follows the muffled voice, and that's all before the feed ends.]

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