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[Who is holding the 'Gear? It can't be Stitch cause he is walking. (He seems to have grown accustomed to his new long legs by the way) Oh, it must be his Derppip. And now Stitch is giving the camera a death glare.]

Stop that.

[When the Hoppip doesn't stop and just keeps recording its trainers grumpy face, Stitch mutters on.]

You shouldn't be able to carry that. You just stay afloat on the air due to the air currents, and that thing is too heavy to be lifted by the wind. Holding it should make you drop to the ground.

[He stares at Thing, expecting it to do exactly that. Since he just informed the Hoppip of it's limitations, it ought to realize it and then suddenly crash down.]

[When it doesn't, Stitch sighs.]


Yeah, keep defying this planet's physics, do that...

[They keep going, and the view floats pleasantly around showing either Stitch or the surroundings. By the looks of it, they're in Cherrygrove! Fantastic.]


HAAAAAAARGHGR!



[The sudden outburst's lack of warning makes the 'Gear-holder wobble, and the view shakes uncontrollably untill it finally falls down, reaching the ground with a violent THUMP and some lines of static.]

[Something green obscures the view, and the 'Gear has a hard time focusing on it. It's too close dammit!]


Oh shit, what... what the... shit- what is... fuck!

[It's Stitch's voice... and he sounds truly horrified.]

[The blurry greenness that covered the screen moves away. Seems like it was one of Thing's leaves, or whatever those things on its head are. Said Hoppip woobles its way over to Stitch, the usual smile replaced with an O: -face of surprise. In fact, of you squint it might even look little worried.]

[For all of you in Cherrygrove who can see Stitch, he is staring at his own reflection in the PokéMart window.]

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-14 10:11 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[It's that GUY again! ... What's he pissed about this time?]

... Problems?

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-14 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
[Here Heather, have a traumatized Stitch!]

What... happened? Why do I look like this!?

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-14 11:19 pm (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
This place turns everything human. It seriously took you this long to notice?

I've met a lion who got turned into a human here. ... And a fish. And a wolf.

What were you to begin with?

[She's actually curious about what could have this many anger management problems.]

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-14 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
[Loong 'are you kidding me'-stare]

I, eeh..

[He hesitates. Really he has no idea what he was exactly.]

I was a dog.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:06 am (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (UGHGHGHGH)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
... A dog. [LOVELY. Heather hated dogs. ... Except for Cujo. She hated him at first but now he was her main man.]

So much for 'man's best friend'...

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
Heey, my (human shield) best friend is a little girl! Not a man!

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:19 am (UTC)
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
I thought you said you hated humans.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
...

[Well, shit]

She is an exception.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:26 am (UTC)
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (challenge)
From: [personal profile] foolishwren
[Boy was this guy a character. Heather's honestly curious about him, but she has a feeling she's pushed her luck far enough.]

[Still, hearing about a DOG befriending a little girl... man, why couldn't THAT have been what happened to Alessa? Instead of whatever long-ago fuzzy event had caused the phobia? Pffft, oh well.]


Nice to hear we're not ALL bad.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-15 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
[He snorts.]

...I needed her to survive.

[Or rather, I needed to use her as a shield to protect myself from an idiot scientist that also happens to be my creator]

[video]

Date: 2010-11-14 11:14 pm (UTC)
miniworth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
....Is something the matter, if I dare ask?

[There was something about people in Johto and not being able to stay calm.]

[video]

Date: 2010-11-14 11:23 pm (UTC)
miniworth: (fffff)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
.....You're not a human, then?

[video]

Date: 2010-11-14 11:54 pm (UTC)
miniworth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
Then... what are you?

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
[Blink blink. Uuuh.]

I am a... dog. Yeah.

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:02 am (UTC)
miniworth: (Pess)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
--- A dog?

[Pess the Growlithe pokes her head into the screen and barks at Snitch! "Hey, I'm a dog too! :DDD" ]

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
I, uh.. yeah. I was a Collie before I got run over. By a truck.

[Ttly not true]

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:13 am (UTC)
miniworth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
I see...

---- wait.

A truck?

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
Yes.

No. Wait...

Three trucks.

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:21 am (UTC)
miniworth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
....And.

You're all right? [What are you, related to Phoenix Wright?]

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
Uuh, yes.

Why wouldn't I?

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:29 am (UTC)
miniworth: (fffff)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
....I'm sorry.

Usually, people from my world wouldn't survive being hit by three trucks.

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
Oh. Well.

[He rolls his eyes]

Humans are so fragile.

[...then he realizes again the he is one]

AAARGRH...!

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:36 am (UTC)
miniworth: (worthsmirk)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
...Good luck, then.

Um.

My name is Miles Edgeworth. Can I ask what your name is..?

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
Stitch. Name's Stitch.

[LOOK he smiled! I swear he smiled a little bit]

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:50 am (UTC)
miniworth: (bow/i swear he really is 10 years old)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
It's nice to meet you, Mr. Stitch.

[And he bows his head slightly in greeting.]

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
Ehm. Uuuh.

[Ohgod this is so weird for him]

Uh.. nice to meet you too.

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:33 am (UTC)
miniworth: (!!)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
Did you arrive -ehm - here, recently?
(deleted comment)

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:53 am (UTC)
miniworth: (Default)
From: [personal profile] miniworth
I see...

It's a strange place.

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
I was transported here - or however I got here I don't know - a week ago

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
[Hey look another pink thing with a dumb looking face. It doesn't look anything like his pokemon so he figures it must be a new one. He jumps in fear surprise at the screaming.]

What the hell is wrong with you, weirdo?

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
What the hell is wr- You tell me what's wrong with me!

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
How should I know what's wrong with you?! I don't even know you, damn it!

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
I don't know either what's wrong with me...! All I know is that I am NOT supposed to be a HUMAN!

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
What, you were something else before?

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
I used to be [an artificial-lifeform created to destroy] a dog...!

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com
[Well. He hadn't heard that one before.]

A dog. And you expect me to believe that? ...At least it explains how weird you are.

[video]

Date: 2010-11-15 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com
Well, whether you believe it or not, it's true...

[Oh, how Stitch wants to go rageface on this person now, you have no idea. Thankfully, he manages to resist and just... growl this out through his gritted teeth]

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