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[Who is holding the 'Gear? It can't be Stitch cause he is walking. (He seems to have grown accustomed to his new long legs by the way) Oh, it must be his Derppip. And now Stitch is giving the camera a death glare.]
Stop that.
[When the Hoppip doesn't stop and just keeps recording its trainers grumpy face, Stitch mutters on.]
You shouldn't be able to carry that. You just stay afloat on the air due to the air currents, and that thing is too heavy to be lifted by the wind. Holding it should make you drop to the ground.
[He stares at Thing, expecting it to do exactly that. Since he just informed the Hoppip of it's limitations, it ought to realize it and then suddenly crash down.]
[When it doesn't, Stitch sighs.]
Yeah, keep defying this planet's physics, do that...
[They keep going, and the view floats pleasantly around showing either Stitch or the surroundings. By the looks of it, they're in Cherrygrove! Fantastic.]
HAAAAAAARGHGR!
[The sudden outburst's lack of warning makes the 'Gear-holder wobble, and the view shakes uncontrollably untill it finally falls down, reaching the ground with a violent THUMP and some lines of static.]
[Something green obscures the view, and the 'Gear has a hard time focusing on it. It's too close dammit!]
Oh shit, what... what the... shit- what is... fuck!
[It's Stitch's voice... and he sounds truly horrified.]
[The blurry greenness that covered the screen moves away. Seems like it was one of Thing's leaves, or whatever those things on its head are. Said Hoppip woobles its way over to Stitch, the usual smile replaced with an O: -face of surprise. In fact, of you squint it might even look little worried.]
[For all of you in Cherrygrove who can see Stitch, he is staring at his own reflection in the PokéMart window.]
Stop that.
[When the Hoppip doesn't stop and just keeps recording its trainers grumpy face, Stitch mutters on.]
You shouldn't be able to carry that. You just stay afloat on the air due to the air currents, and that thing is too heavy to be lifted by the wind. Holding it should make you drop to the ground.
[He stares at Thing, expecting it to do exactly that. Since he just informed the Hoppip of it's limitations, it ought to realize it and then suddenly crash down.]
[When it doesn't, Stitch sighs.]
Yeah, keep defying this planet's physics, do that...
[They keep going, and the view floats pleasantly around showing either Stitch or the surroundings. By the looks of it, they're in Cherrygrove! Fantastic.]
HAAAAAAARGHGR!
[The sudden outburst's lack of warning makes the 'Gear-holder wobble, and the view shakes uncontrollably untill it finally falls down, reaching the ground with a violent THUMP and some lines of static.]
[Something green obscures the view, and the 'Gear has a hard time focusing on it. It's too close dammit!]
Oh shit, what... what the... shit- what is... fuck!
[It's Stitch's voice... and he sounds truly horrified.]
[The blurry greenness that covered the screen moves away. Seems like it was one of Thing's leaves, or whatever those things on its head are. Said Hoppip woobles its way over to Stitch, the usual smile replaced with an O: -face of surprise. In fact, of you squint it might even look little worried.]
[For all of you in Cherrygrove who can see Stitch, he is staring at his own reflection in the PokéMart window.]
[Video]
Date: 2010-11-14 10:11 pm (UTC)... Problems?
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Date: 2010-11-14 10:29 pm (UTC)What... happened? Why do I look like this!?
[Video]
Date: 2010-11-14 11:19 pm (UTC)I've met a lion who got turned into a human here. ... And a fish. And a wolf.
What were you to begin with?
[She's actually curious about what could have this many anger management problems.]
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Date: 2010-11-14 11:40 pm (UTC)I, eeh..
[He hesitates. Really he has no idea what he was exactly.]
I was a dog.
[Video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:06 am (UTC)So much for 'man's best friend'...
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Date: 2010-11-15 01:17 am (UTC)human shield) best friend is a little girl! Not a man![Video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:19 am (UTC)[Video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:22 am (UTC)[Well, shit]
She is an exception.
[Video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:26 am (UTC)[Still, hearing about a DOG befriending a little girl... man, why couldn't THAT have been what happened to Alessa? Instead of whatever long-ago fuzzy event had caused the phobia? Pffft, oh well.]
Nice to hear we're not ALL bad.
[Video]
Date: 2010-11-15 07:25 pm (UTC)...I needed her to survive.
[Or rather, I needed to use her as a shield to protect myself from an idiot scientist that also happens to be my creator]
[video]
Date: 2010-11-14 11:14 pm (UTC)[There was something about people in Johto and not being able to stay calm.]
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Date: 2010-11-14 11:18 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-14 11:23 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-14 11:46 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-14 11:54 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 12:00 am (UTC)I am a... dog. Yeah.
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:02 am (UTC)[Pess the Growlithe pokes her head into the screen and barks at Snitch! "Hey, I'm a dog too! :DDD" ]
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:11 am (UTC)[Ttly
nottrue][video]
Date: 2010-11-15 12:13 am (UTC)---- wait.
A truck?
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:16 am (UTC)No. Wait...
Three trucks.
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:21 am (UTC)You're all right? [What are you, related to Phoenix Wright?]
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:28 am (UTC)Why wouldn't I?
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:29 am (UTC)Usually, people from my world wouldn't survive being hit by three trucks.
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:35 am (UTC)[He rolls his eyes]
Humans are so fragile.
[...then he realizes again the he is one]
AAARGRH...!
[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 12:36 am (UTC)Um.
My name is Miles Edgeworth. Can I ask what your name is..?
[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 12:45 am (UTC)[LOOK he smiled! I swear he smiled a little bit]
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:50 am (UTC)[And he bows his head slightly in greeting.]
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Date: 2010-11-15 01:21 am (UTC)[Ohgod this is so weird for him]
Uh.. nice to meet you too.
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Date: 2010-11-15 01:33 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:53 am (UTC)It's a strange place.
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Date: 2010-11-15 01:53 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 12:07 am (UTC)fearsurprise at the screaming.]What the hell is wrong with you, weirdo?
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Date: 2010-11-15 12:09 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:00 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:18 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:29 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:34 am (UTC)an artificial-lifeform created to destroy] a dog...![video]
Date: 2010-11-15 01:56 am (UTC)A dog. And you expect me to believe that? ...At least it explains how weird you are.
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Date: 2010-11-15 07:34 pm (UTC)[Oh, how Stitch wants to go rageface on this person now, you have no idea. Thankfully, he manages to resist and just... growl this out through his gritted teeth]