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[usedsuperpower]

_{[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]}

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

<sub>[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]

[. . .]

[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]</sub>

Stupid human technology...

<sub>[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]

[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]</sub>

Hrngh!

_{[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]}

That! _{[Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]}
What is it? Why it follow me?

_{[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']}

Is this Earth?

_{[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]}

Comments

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Whether you asked for it or not, it still doesn't change.

[video]

[trouble-angel.livejournal.com]

Ummm, I dunno, su! That's just what they're cally-called, heehee. Everybody else says so, su.

Oooooh, are ya not from "Earth"?

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[He snorts.]}

I wasn't screaming at you!

_{[He says this as if getting screamed at by Stitch is some kind of honorable thing.]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

So you were just screaming in general?

At life?

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

...yeeeah..

You guys where not supposed to hear that but this human technology or what shit it is.. _{[The view goes Cloverfield as he shakes the 'Gear] ... sucks.}

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Protector? Pfah, Stitch scoffs at the thought.]}

So this retarded thing is going to follow me wherever I go and I can't do anything about it?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Stitch's somewhat broken English has her boggling for a second, but she gets the general idea.]}

Don't like humans, huh.

_{[SORRY LOL BUT YOU TOTES ARE ONE NOW.]}

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. It does look like you got the less intellectual end of the spectrum.

[video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

Pokemon. Right. _{[He assumes this is some weird word for 'animal']}

No, but I was on Earth before I got transported here..!

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with my eyes.

_{[...but now he's curious. HE COULD KILL FOR A MIRROR]}

..You don't look very normal yourself.

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[He grimaces]}

I don't like anyone.

_{[He isn't aware of that yet ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT SUDDENLY HE IS TALL]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Equal-opportunity discrimination. I guess that's fair. Probably won't get you far, though. 'Specially not here.

[violenceandmilk.livejournal.com]

Apparently it's yours now.

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

Really? Why wouldn't it?

_{[He squints at her in an attempt to look threatening, as if he is daring her to answer]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Sorry, Stitch! She's seen much scarier than your (admittedly freaky) all-black eyes.]}

This world ain't much fun when you're by yourself.

More power to you, though. Lemme know how that goes.

video!

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

Are you saying we're in a video-game?

_{[He starts out dead-serious. Then he breaks out a short laugh]}

That's impossible.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

It's about as smart as a piece of sh- _{[and there he is cut off as that very Hoppip frontal crashes with his ear]}

video!

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Boo! People said that, not me! I don't even know what a video game is!

...

This world is weird.

[of-france.livejournal.com]

They do understand what we say and have feeling, though.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Stitch scrambles back up into sitting position, shooing away the Hoppip with an array of nasty words and some arm-failing]}

That thing doesn't understand shit what I am saying!

[Video]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[What, why would someone else's company make this place better? Stitch does not compute.]}

I am not all alone.

_{[The frustration in his voice is impossible to miss. And as if on cue, the Hoppip floats by in the background.]}

[ action ]

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

... why is there no Hawaii?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Derppip was clearly the best company you could possibly ask for.]

[Heather raised a brow.]</sub>

.... Well.

Besides that thing.

[ action ]

[no1canbreakyou.livejournal.com]

Hawaii is located in the United States of America. This is Johto, and from my knowledge of the Earth, there is no such island with that name, nor is Hawaii located there.

[of-france.livejournal.com]

It probably does, but it might not register.