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Aug. 19th, 2012 08:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
usedsuperpowerHELLO NETWORK
HELLO
HELLO
MY NAME IS PEST
IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND NETWORK
I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE
IT IS JUST A FEW QUESTIONS
PLEASE? (:
HELLO
HELLO
MY NAME IS PEST
IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND NETWORK
I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE
IT IS JUST A FEW QUESTIONS
PLEASE? (:
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Date: 2012-08-20 12:59 am (UTC)Your name is Pest!
That's priceless!
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Date: 2012-08-20 07:30 pm (UTC)I LIKE MY NAME
DO YOU LIKE MY NAME TOO? (:
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Date: 2012-08-20 07:42 pm (UTC)Yeah, it's a gr8 name!
Whoever gave it to you must have 8een really enamored of you!
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:21 pm (UTC)I THINK MY TRAINER LIKES ME VERY MUCH.
HE LETS ME EXPLORE ALL I WANT (:
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:24 pm (UTC)So you're a Poké8east that uses text over the network, huh?
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:27 pm (UTC)Text;
Date: 2012-08-20 10:31 pm (UTC)So what are you then?
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:35 pm (UTC)PORYGON
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:38 pm (UTC)Haha, okay. Weirdo.
What are you dum8 questions anyway?
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:41 pm (UTC):(
I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE KNOWS
WHERE WE COULD BUY AN
UP-GRADE
FOR PORYGON.
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:45 pm (UTC)Do you have to 8uy your evolution?
That's so fucking retarded!
Hahahahahahahaha!
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:48 pm (UTC)I THINK IT
MAKES SENSE.
PORYGON
ARE MAN-MADE, ARTIFICIAL POKÉMON.
WE ARE LIKE
SENTIENT COMPUTER PROGRAMS.
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:51 pm (UTC)You totally got the short end of the stick.
You were cheated 8y your cre8ors.
Let's make a Pokémon, they said!
It'll 8e awesome, they said!
We'll make them 8uy their own upgrades, so we can get rich quick!
Actually sounds like a pretty good scheme.
Do you have to 8uy your levels too? ::::p
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Date: 2012-08-20 10:53 pm (UTC)THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
WHEN I EVOLVE
IS INCREASED STATS.
THE UP-GRADE WAS RELEASED
FOUR YEARS
AFTER THE FIRST CREATED PORYGONS.
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Date: 2012-08-21 06:39 pm (UTC)I now know to avoid getting a Porygon 8ecause it's a lamey lame Poké8east that needs to 8uy it's evolution.
Thanks!
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Date: 2012-08-21 10:51 pm (UTC)UPGRADE ON THE SPOT
UNLIKE YOU HUMAN BEINGS THAT
TAKE MILLIONS OF YEARS TO UPGRADE.
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Date: 2012-08-22 08:11 pm (UTC)Toooooooo 8ad I'm not actually some dum8, lame human!
Joke's on you PEST!
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Date: 2012-08-23 10:17 pm (UTC)THEN CAN YOUR SPECIES
EVOLVE
INSTANTLY?
IF SO PLEASE
I WOULD LIKE TO
SEE YOU DO IT.