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[Here's Stitch, standing proud before the gear which is being held my an as-of-yet anonymous cameramon, dutifully recording the whole thing for all of the world to see.]

Metal can't fly fast, but I fixed that.

[He steps aside and out of view to reveal Metal, his Skarmory, and the modification he has done to her - She has two large, wonky pieces of metalwork attached to her. When the view zoom it becomes clear that it's a pair of jet engines welded to her sides, right below her wings. They're thrown together by all kinds of metal scrap and other stuff, most of it things that are not used when building proper jet engines. Needless to say, it looks very uncomfortable, not to mention dangerous if he'd try to turn them on.]

[Despite that Skarmory faces aren't very expressive (being made of metal and all), Metal clearly looks more than a little distressed.]

[He proceeds to sit down on her, and they ascend to the air, the cameramon following their path. When they're 10-or-something feet above the ground, Stitch grabs the butt of both the engines and twist something that looks like an ignition. The motors roar and splutter and make a lot of noise, slowly starting to vibrate more and more and more...]

[Just when Stitch starts to look a little worried there's a loud BANG, an explosion of smoke and the feed cuts out.]

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Date: 2012-11-14 11:08 pm (UTC)
subtlecoruscate: (α ѕωєєт ℓιттℓє тαℓє тнαт єи∂є∂ ѕσυя)
From: [personal profile] subtlecoruscate
...you could always try catching a faster Pokemon...

[It would probably be less effort than what he's doing now...]

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Date: 2012-11-14 11:41 pm (UTC)
exeggutorhead: (whut)
From: [personal profile] exeggutorhead
[What the hell did this kid attach to his bird? ...Envy has never actually seen a rocket or a jet engine before, so all he can actually classify them as are 'firework-car-engine-things'.]

That didn't sound like you fixed it.

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Date: 2012-11-14 11:59 pm (UTC)
su6tlecoruscate: (gυєѕѕ уσυ яєαℓℓу ∂ι∂ ιт тнιѕ тιмє)
From: [personal profile] su6tlecoruscate
[Until everything falls to pieces...]

And more dangerous?

[video]

Date: 2012-11-15 12:36 am (UTC)
exeggutorhead: (calm)
From: [personal profile] exeggutorhead
[Envy snorts.]

Yeah, sure, little. What the hell were those things anyway?

[Video]

Date: 2012-11-15 01:37 am (UTC)
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (DESTRO PICK UP THE PHONE RIGHT NOW)
From: [personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You...you welded engines to your...

[Oh dear.

Cobra's speechless while he tries to process exactly what he just watched. Admittedly. he's tried to fuse vehicles with animals before, but not quite like that. Still, he has an important question.]


Since that clearly wasn't a success, are you going to try again?

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Date: 2012-11-15 05:09 am (UTC)
iownahoofbeast: (f001ishness)
From: [personal profile] iownahoofbeast
...May I inquire as to where you obtained the materials for this modification?

[Equius may be over-estimating Pokemon's ability to withstand damage, but seriously, it's a giant bird made of steel. Can't be that easy to hurt.]

[Video]

Date: 2012-11-15 08:43 am (UTC)
babel_hacker: (Eh!?)
From: [personal profile] babel_hacker
[What the hell, Stitch.]

Stitch, are you and your Skarmory okay?

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Date: 2012-11-15 04:29 pm (UTC)
grapecape: (hdu insult capes that is BLASPHEMY)
From: [personal profile] grapecape
[OH MY GOD]

How is - what are you thinking?!

[POKEMON ABUSE IS NOT OKAY]

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Date: 2012-11-15 07:08 pm (UTC)
grapecape: (hdu insult capes that is BLASPHEMY)
From: [personal profile] grapecape
Did the Pokemon ask to have you do that?

[Trying to reel in emotional reaction.

...Not entirely succeeding.]

[Video]

Date: 2012-11-15 08:19 pm (UTC)
subtlecoruscate: (тσσ мαиу ρяσвℓємѕ)
From: [personal profile] subtlecoruscate
...I don't think your Pokemon agrees...

[Video]

Date: 2012-11-15 10:36 pm (UTC)
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (DESTRO PICK UP THE PHONE RIGHT NOW)
From: [personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Cobra personally prefers to convert animal DNA into a laser beam and shoot it at vehicles. Because that somehow works where he comes from.]

If you ssstill have access to a certain facility, ssssomeone in the lab can probably assist you.

[He's assuming Stitch is still a Rocket. He hasn't really been around Goldenrod enough to be sure.]

[Video]

Date: 2012-11-16 09:24 am (UTC)
babel_hacker: (Hat Tilt | Oh boy...)
From: [personal profile] babel_hacker
I'm glad it's nothing serious. [He knows they can't die, but it doesn't make the pain any less painful.]

But... [Yes, a "but".] Why did you think putting those things on Metal is a good idea?

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Date: 2012-11-16 09:58 pm (UTC)
ghostytrainer: (gads!)
From: [personal profile] ghostytrainer
Holy shit dude!!! [And people say he has bad ideas.]

Are the both of you okay?!

[Video]

Date: 2012-11-18 10:42 pm (UTC)
babel_hacker: (Worries)
From: [personal profile] babel_hacker
Did you ask Metal if they want it like that?
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