usedsuperpower: (Grrr)
usedsuperpower ([personal profile] usedsuperpower) wrote2010-11-08 01:22 am

.001 [Audio -> Video] | Action for anyone in New Bark

[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]

[. . .]

[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]


Stupid human technology...

[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]

[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]

Hrngh!

[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]

That! [Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]
What is it? Why it follow me?

[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']

Is this Earth?

[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
They do understand what we say and have feeling, though.

[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stitch scrambles back up into sitting position, shooing away the Hoppip with an array of nasty words and some arm-failing]

That thing doesn't understand shit what I am saying!

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)


It probably does, but it might not register.

[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-12 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stitch rolls his eyes in an overly dramatic fashion]

It's retarded!

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-11-12 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps. It's a high possibility.

[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Now see Stitch's speciality, the double facepalm]

Great. Just... great.