.001 [Audio -> Video] | Action for anyone in New Bark

[usedsuperpower]

_{[Everybody who hears this are recommended to keep their 'Gear at least at a two meter distance, or turn down the volume to the second to lowest level]}

RAARGHSHITFUCKARGHR!

JUMBA!

JUMBA YOU FU- WHAT'S THIS PLANET? HOW YOU SEND ME HERE?

ANSWER!!
I KNOW THIS IS YOUR NUMBER!

YOU CAN'T...- RAAARGHAASRRAAH!

<sub>[The rest is just unintelligible rage-ing. Wait a few minutes, he'll be right back]

[. . .]

[As the video-feature starts up, all you can see is black. Only blackness. Very shiny blackness. If you look closer you can almost see... some kind of net?]</sub>

Stupid human technology...

<sub>[The camera shifts a little as Stitch adjust the zoom, and finally you can see his face, instead of an incredible close-up of his eye. He is sitting on the ground, and the 'Gear appears to be doing that as well. Suddenly being tall freaks him out a little, but other than that he seems to have adjusted well to his new human form]

[He opens his mouth to speak, but before he has a chance to say anything, he is interrupted by a joyous Hoppip lightly colliding with the side of his head. It's smiling and it... looks quite braindead. In fact, its expression is somewhat similar to a Ditto's]</sub>

Hrngh!

_{[He furiously shoos the Hoppip away and it bounces out of view, keeping that stupid smile plastered to its face all the while]}

That! _{[Frantic pointing to something off-screen. He is almost quite certainly reffering to the Hoppip]}
What is it? Why it follow me?

_{[He lets out an exasperated grumble and then mutters something unintelligible, complete with a facepalm that clearly says 'I can't believe this']}

Is this Earth?

_{[He grumbles this through his fingers, as his hand is still attached to his face]
[His hand glides listlessy off his face and lands on his knee. He then sighs, reaches for the 'Gear and the feed cuts out]}

Comments

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Protector? Pfah, Stitch scoffs at the thought.]}

So this retarded thing is going to follow me wherever I go and I can't do anything about it?

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. It does look like you got the less intellectual end of the spectrum.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

It's about as smart as a piece of sh- _{[and there he is cut off as that very Hoppip frontal crashes with his ear]}

[of-france.livejournal.com]

They do understand what we say and have feeling, though.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Stitch scrambles back up into sitting position, shooing away the Hoppip with an array of nasty words and some arm-failing]}

That thing doesn't understand shit what I am saying!

[of-france.livejournal.com]

It probably does, but it might not register.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Stitch rolls his eyes in an overly dramatic fashion]}

It's retarded!

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. It's a high possibility.

[usedsuperpower.livejournal.com]

_{[Now see Stitch's speciality, the double facepalm]}

Great. Just... great.