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.017 [audio]

"Citizens of Johto!"

_{[Huh? What's this? Sounds like a recording of the latest Police annoucement]}

"We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but _[wwvzzzbl] don't approach them _{[wwwwwvvvzzzbl]} If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!

Stitch Ameljones: 2 _[rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljone- _[rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljones: 20 ...

_{[and it fades out-]}

AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

_{[A pause.. is it over? ..An inhalation]}

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

_{[Another pause, this one longer than the last one but filled with breathless wheezing and sniggering]}

Not Stitch's name! Not Stitch's name!

_{[and then it abruptly cuts off]}

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[He's...not sure he likes what he just heard...]

Uh...Stitch? Are you okay, man?

_{[Oh, oops. Stitch keeps forgetting his friends can see this too]}

Ehehee, Stitch is fine! All fine!

Oh...okay. Just making sure. What's so funny exactly?

Uhm. Well, the, uh.. Johto got Stitch's name wrong.

Oh. Wait so...okay, I didn't quite hear that entire recording, it was hard to make out but are you in trouble for something?

Uhm. Well. Stitch.. maybe.. took something. From the big store.

"Took" as in "should have paid for but didn't?"

[He is somewhat disappoint, buddy.]

Uhm.. Yeeah, maybe.

_{[This is Stitch being regretful]}

It was.. expensive and.. Stitch have no money. At all.

[He can hear the regret. Regret is good, it means you're not completely evil!]

None at all? How do you...I mean, where do you stay then? How do you eat?

Stitch's got a tent!

_{[Just don't ask how he got it...]}

And, uh. Stitch.. gets by. _{[On stolen food |:]}

Oh, well a tent is better than nothing! [He was worried that the word "tent" would be "cardboard box".] But, if you ever need something, you can ask me. I can try and help.

_{[Stitch learned the hard way that sleeping outside is a bad idea]}

Well uh.. you could.. not tell police Stitch been bad? _{[Too bad he's gonna get caught anyway]}

[Luckily for Stitch, as good a guy as John is, it doesn't really bother him too much when other people do bad things. Especially aliens. They come from very different cultures after all! And being culturally sensitive is important!]

I can do that. This time. But you really shouldn't make a habit out of this stuff, Stitch.

_{[Too bad Stitch's gonna get caught anyway |:]}

eheeh... Stitch'll try. Won't steal any very expensive stuff anymore!

[...The police just aren't culturally sensitive enough, obviously. Obviously this is the problem here, yes. :|]

Glad to hear it.

[ Since, yeah... Souji is still alive-- a bit-- barely-- yeah... And his gear is almost beyond working, so... really crappy texting time! ]

... Is everything alright?

_{[.. what have you done? |:]}

Stitch is fine! But Johto Police morons!

[ ...the Ice Path is really slippery... don't judge 8( ]

What happened?

_{[Oh. Oops.]}

They put warrrant on Stitch! Don't know why, and they got Stitch's name wrong.

A warrant, for what?

Stitch might have maybe taken something expensive

... what did you take?

..... a flat purple stone

... you should probably return that.

They don't keep people in jail for that long here.

Well, uhm.. Stitch thinks that's too late

you used it, didn't you?

Maybe....

Maybe you should go back and pay them before they throw you in jail.

But Stitch doesn't have the money...

[ there's a small pause here. ]

What city are you at right now?

Goldenrod

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