usedsuperpower: (mocking applause)
usedsuperpower ([personal profile] usedsuperpower) wrote2011-06-13 01:45 am

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"Citizens of Johto!"

[Huh? What's this? Sounds like a recording of the latest Police annoucement]

"We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but [wwvzzzbl] don't approach them [wwwwwvvvzzzbl] If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!

Stitch Ameljones: 2 [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljone- [rrzzzzwwl] Stitch Ameljones: 20 ...


[and it fades out-]

AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

[A pause.. is it over? ..An inhalation]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Another pause, this one longer than the last one but filled with breathless wheezing and sniggering]

Not Stitch's name! Not Stitch's name!

[and then it abruptly cuts off]

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[identity profile] usedwindything.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Luckily for Stitch, as good a guy as John is, it doesn't really bother him too much when other people do bad things. Especially aliens. They come from very different cultures after all! And being culturally sensitive is important!]

I can do that. This time. But you really shouldn't make a habit out of this stuff, Stitch.

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2011-06-17 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too bad Stitch's gonna get caught anyway |:]

eheeh... Stitch'll try. Won't steal any very expensive stuff anymore!

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[identity profile] usedwindything.livejournal.com 2011-06-17 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[...The police just aren't culturally sensitive enough, obviously. Obviously this is the problem here, yes. :|]

Glad to hear it.