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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-21 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH COOP CAN BE SPECIFIC.] The destination can't have been Earth - or at least not Hawaii. I doubt Earth would be of importance to any alien life forms [--UNLESS. WAIT.

...actually, nevermind that for now. He'll ask about that later. He could be wrong after all. Have a more general question first.]
What did you look like prior to your arrival here?

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No set destination. I hyper-drived away without navigation.[And he shrugs.]

[Now would you please hold on just a second while Stitch recalls how Nani described him.] Like a koala. An evil, blue koala.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[...HMM. The specific 'away' is noted.] You were running from someone or something. [Somehow this is not a question.]

[Also, have eyebrowraise.]
I see. And there are others like you?

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stitch notices this and doesn't elaborate]

No. Many other things out in space, but I am the only one like me. [Actually there 625 things like him, but he doesn't know that]
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-21 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Coop drops it for now but don't think he's forgotten.]

If you're not part of a species, then what are you, more exactly?

[Also Cooper does not care if he's being intrusive. INFOS FIRST.]

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[But now Stitch gets suspicious. What if this guy is with the Galactic Federation HMMM?]

[... buuut if he was then he should've been more well-informed that this, so Stitch concludes that he is harmless.]


Artifical being. Created life.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Good job Stitch, you concluded right.]

[Also, Cooper is impressed. Give him about precisely two seconds of silence.]


That's amazing. Extraordinary.

[It is.]


Though I suppose any culture with a spacecraft like the one you briefly described would have sufficient technology in order to create something living, I'm still impressed at how coherent you are.

Unless you weren't, but 'fixed' upon arrival and turning human.

[He's not trying to be mean. He's just thinking out loud.]

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Congratulations Coop, you just boosted Stitch ego a little. Here, have some trust points.]

[Also Stitch is ttly leaving out the whole 'creating-life-is-illegal' part. You know, just to be sure]


I'm near perfect. Only fault in my system is language-program.
[ALSO STITCH YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE WHOLE NOT-ENTIRELY-EVIL THING cause to Jumba that's a flaw]
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He seems to manage that a lot actually, by accident. How curious.]

I see. You do speak in quite a choppy way, so I will go ahead and assume that this is the flaw.

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Stitch nods]

It is. Speak Tantalog perfectly, but other languages... not really.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's ponder this for a second, since Cooper understands you perfectly.] I believe you are speaking English at the moment.

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Speaking english since got here. Only few words Tantalog.

[And now that you made him aware of it...]
Strange... even when alone talking english. Usually don't do that...
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[This is interesting.]

I wonder if anyone else is experiencing this.

[HMM oh well back to Stitch. Because he's still of interest. Moar interest.]


I'm curious. Who made you, and for what purpose?

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I was created by idiot scientist! [Stitch growls at first, containing his urge to rant on about Jumba's imbecility]

[When he speaks again his voice is solemn. Stitch isn't sure what he thinks of his purpose anymore.]


Created me for destruction. Only reason of me is to destroy.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh wow. Poor guy.]

Sounds like you need to find a different purpose.

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not easy. When all your life the only thing you known is to destroy, the only thought you have is to cause ruin, then finding another purpose is difficult.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But not impossible. [Yes, this is Cooper being encouraging.]

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. Have a hard time seeing how it could be so, but Earth-girl made me think that maybe destruction isn't everything.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear this.

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stitch nods, even though the person on the other end can see it. So now the conversation was over? Was that it? Was that how you did it?]

[Oh wait hold it this is important]
...who are you?
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Special Agent Dale Cooper. [To hell with his title not mattering at this place, it's been part of his identity for so long.] What can I call you?

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Special agent holy shit what if he's with the galactic federation anyway shitshitshiiiiit]

[Alright. Calm down. No need to panic. If he comes after Stitch, Stitch will just deal with that then and there. No need to worry now]


Stitch. Name's Stitch.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
A name given to you by the Earth-girl you mentioned?

[He had been expecting some hard-to-pronounce-name or something generally foreign-sounding. Then again, perhaps this was his name translated.]

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[identity profile] usedsuperpower.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Had no real name before that.

[Stitch makes a face of disapproval]
'Experiment 626' doesn't count as name.
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[personal profile] tapestodiane 2010-11-22 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not as a good one.

[Cooper isn't really sure what to say so have him stoic.]