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usedsuperpower) wrote2012-08-19 08:39 pm
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HELLO NETWORK
HELLO
HELLO
MY NAME IS PEST
IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND NETWORK
I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE
IT IS JUST A FEW QUESTIONS
PLEASE? (:
HELLO
HELLO
MY NAME IS PEST
IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND NETWORK
I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE
IT IS JUST A FEW QUESTIONS
PLEASE? (:
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I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE KNOWS
WHERE WE COULD BUY AN
UP-GRADE
FOR PORYGON.
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Do you have to 8uy your evolution?
That's so fucking retarded!
Hahahahahahahaha!
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I THINK IT
MAKES SENSE.
PORYGON
ARE MAN-MADE, ARTIFICIAL POKÉMON.
WE ARE LIKE
SENTIENT COMPUTER PROGRAMS.
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You totally got the short end of the stick.
You were cheated 8y your cre8ors.
Let's make a Pokémon, they said!
It'll 8e awesome, they said!
We'll make them 8uy their own upgrades, so we can get rich quick!
Actually sounds like a pretty good scheme.
Do you have to 8uy your levels too? ::::p
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
WHEN I EVOLVE
IS INCREASED STATS.
THE UP-GRADE WAS RELEASED
FOUR YEARS
AFTER THE FIRST CREATED PORYGONS.
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I now know to avoid getting a Porygon 8ecause it's a lamey lame Poké8east that needs to 8uy it's evolution.
Thanks!
::::D
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UPGRADE ON THE SPOT
UNLIKE YOU HUMAN BEINGS THAT
TAKE MILLIONS OF YEARS TO UPGRADE.
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Toooooooo 8ad I'm not actually some dum8, lame human!
Joke's on you PEST!
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THEN CAN YOUR SPECIES
EVOLVE
INSTANTLY?
IF SO PLEASE
I WOULD LIKE TO
SEE YOU DO IT.