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[usedsuperpower]

HELLO NETWORK

HELLO

HELLO

MY NAME IS PEST

IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND NETWORK

I REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE
IT IS JUST A FEW QUESTIONS

PLEASE? (:

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[usedsuperpower]

MY QUESTIONS ARE NOT DUMB
:(

I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE KNOWS
WHERE WE COULD BUY AN

UP-GRADE

FOR PORYGON.

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[8etterl8]

What is that, like your evolution?
Do you have to 8uy your evolution?
That's so fucking retarded!
Hahahahahahahaha!

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[usedsuperpower]

DO YOU NOT BUY NEW SOFTWARE IN ORDER TO UPGRADE YOUR COMPUTER?

I THINK IT
MAKES SENSE.

PORYGON
ARE MAN-MADE, ARTIFICIAL POKÉMON.
WE ARE LIKE
SENTIENT COMPUTER PROGRAMS.

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[8etterl8]

Still, it's suuuuuuuuper lame.
You totally got the short end of the stick.
You were cheated 8y your cre8ors.
Let's make a Pokémon, they said!
It'll 8e awesome, they said!
We'll make them 8uy their own upgrades, so we can get rich quick!
Actually sounds like a pretty good scheme.
Do you have to 8uy your levels too? ::::p

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[usedsuperpower]

NO I LEVEL LIKE A NORMAL POKÉMON.

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
WHEN I EVOLVE
IS INCREASED STATS.

THE UP-GRADE WAS RELEASED

FOUR YEARS

AFTER THE FIRST CREATED PORYGONS.

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[8etterl8]

Well Pest, you have 8een increeeeeeeedi8ly helpful.
I now know to avoid getting a Porygon 8ecause it's a lamey lame Poké8east that needs to 8uy it's evolution.
Thanks!
::::D

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[usedsuperpower]

AT LEAST I CAN
UPGRADE ON THE SPOT

UNLIKE YOU HUMAN BEINGS THAT
TAKE MILLIONS OF YEARS TO UPGRADE.

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[8etterl8]

Hah!
Toooooooo 8ad I'm not actually some dum8, lame human!
Joke's on you PEST!

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[usedsuperpower]

OH
THEN CAN YOUR SPECIES

EVOLVE

INSTANTLY?

IF SO PLEASE
I WOULD LIKE TO
SEE YOU DO IT.